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Every time you leave us a positive review,

Your high school crush reappears in your life wanting to reconnect.

They may have rejected your invitation to prom and humiliated you in front of the whole school, but now, they see that you’re killing it in life.

They want to take you out on a coffee date.

But you reject them because you’re simply not interested.

You’re too busy being successful to give them a second chance.

Every time you leave us a positive review,

An old lady appears who needs help crossing the street.

She invites you over for tea and cookies, and you can’t resist.

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When she eventually passes away peacefully in her sleep, she leaves you a generous inheritance.

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Your parents are reminded of how proud they are of you.

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Your metabolism decides that now would be a good time to quicken the pace.

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Every time you leave us a positive review,

Two beautiful, intelligent, and interesting people fight over your love in a way that isn’t violent or off-putting.

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Your boss pulls you into their office to let you know how great of a job that you’ve been doing.

You’re an invaluable member of the team, and you’re not supposed to tell your other coworkers, but you’re their favorite.

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Cloud Nine blog - Look at that healthy family. And it's all because of your positive review.

Every time you leave us a positive review,

One of your loved ones, perhaps a family member, friend, or lover, suddenly and miraculously becomes immune to a debilitating disease.

You’ll never have to worry about that one person getting that one disease.

And the more positive reviews you leave us, the more people in your life are immune to more illnesses.

Every time you leave us a positive review, you make a budtender smile. We accept positive reviews on Facebook, Weedmaps, Yelp, and/or Google. You’re welcome.