7 of the Dankest Ideas for Stoner Couple Halloween Costumes

A creative Halloween costume is so much fun to put together, especially when you’re doing it with someone you love. But the big question is: What are you two gonna be?

While you and your partner are mulling it over while enjoying a bowl or two, we decided to lend you some ideas and tips for the most epic stoner couple Halloween costumes for 2018.

1. Pot heads

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From Instagram user @crackkbaby_666

Are you and your partner a couple of potheads? These stoner couple Halloween costumes have your names written all over it.

Simple, yet crafty, you can pretty much wear whatever you want on your body, and you can have fun crafting your own DIY pot for your head!

This cute, fun, and simple costume will be as easy to put together as it will be fun to wear!

It would be even cooler if you could get the plant in your pot to look like actual weed…

2. Cheech and Chong

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From Instagram user @oppositeofgray

We love the idea of Cheech and Chong stoner couple Halloween costumes because Cheech and Chong seriously set the bar for mainstream stoner humor.

They’re easily recognizable, easy to replicate into a costume, and so fun to pretend to be!

Want to be up in smoke this Halloween? You and your stoner sweetie will be perfect for this costume!

The elements of this costume can be pretty easily thrifted, so this is a great option for a cost-effective but still amazing Halloween costume.

3. Brownie the Baker and The Weed Man

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From Instagram user @stevensabrinawoodard

It doesn’t get much more weedy than this.

If you and your partner want to flaunt how much you love cannabis, these epic stoner couple Halloween costumes will blow everyone else’s out of the water!

Not only will you have the most elaborate costumes at your Halloween party, but you may find that people will want to share all of their weed with you.

It’s a win-win situation.

And what would make your costume even better would be if you fully committed to your character and brought some actual pot brownies to your Halloween party!

4. Best buds

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From Instagram user @tarasina

This Best Buds costume is great for any stoner couple who are lucky enough to call each other best friends.

Or, if you have a best friend that you wanted to do a “couples” costume with, these onesies are versatile for any relationship.

Comfortable, cute, and fun, these Best Buds onesies are the perfect stoner couple Halloween costumes for those couples who want to stay warm and comfy, but still like to party.

5. Elon Musk and Joint

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We all remember the iconic Elon Musk interview on the Joe Rogan Experience.

He may have touched on topics like artificial intelligence, simulation theory, Tesla, and his (not a) flamethrower, but most of us remember the moment where he hits Rogan’s joint with a look of indifference.

That’s why, this Halloween, we want to see lots of people in an Occupy Mars shirt with their S.O. dressed up as a joint.

It’s a perfect low maintenance option for the Elon Musk character, and a bit more of a DIY endeavor to turn yourself into a joint. But, if one of you is more into Halloween than the other, this is a great option for you.

6. Jay and Silent Bob

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From Instagram user @meowftft

Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

We love this gender-bending Jay and Silent Bob rendition, and it makes for a couple of killer stoner couple Halloween costumes.

This classic stoner movie will have all of your friends nostalgic for their favorite stoner pair, which will make you the life of the party.

But whoever’s dressing at Silent Bob should consider being really, really quiet all night, and then randomly say something deep and insightful. Really commit to your character, ya know?

7. Dress up as your favorite strain!

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Strawberry Cough (left) and Granddaddy Purple (right)

You’ll have to get extra creative for this one.

It can be as subtle or as obvious as you want to make it, and the pieces are typically easily thrift-able, so this is a great option for some affordable stoner couple Halloween costumes.

Is your favorite strain Blue Dream? Wear all blue pajamas! Is your favorite strain Headband? Even easier; wear a headband! Is your favorite strain Alaskan Thunder Fuck? …Well, we don’t really know how you’d do that one, but we’re sure you’ll think of something.

Need to get inspired by some strains before putting your strain costume together?

Feel free to stop by our dispensary to get to know the strains that we offer!

Which of these stoner couple Halloween costumes is your fave? What are you going to be for this year’s Halloween? Let us know in the comments section below, and happy almost Halloween!